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Twinkie Demotivational Poster


IT WOULD BE A TWINKIE 35-FEET LONG WEIGHING 600 POUNDS - That's A Big Twinkie!




Twinkie Resurrection -


TAGS: twinkies they re back woo hoo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm
Oh, otay then. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 9:35 pm
It happened to one of mine too….then they magically came back in a few days…fb glitch, I was told.
BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:14 pm
Just out of curiosity: how did this poster go from 20 FB shares and a spot on the h** List to 0 today?
maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:41 pm
Thank You Wal-mart.
spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:44 am
Ding Dong!
Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Would not know they don't exist in the UK.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

yay!


Evolution -


TAGS: whales twinkies ocean evolution
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Hobbles

Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:40 pm
she is not a whale... But she is hiding one beind her back
jiant - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
I shouldn't have laughed at that... but I did.... Anyway, the reason people are so fat now is cuz we're screwing up "evolution" with all our "everyone in the world should be accepted" b.s.
W - June 3, 2009, 4:46 pm
Too bad Whales are mammals and evolved form a land animal.


TWINKIES - They seem totally good until you find out what they are really made of...


TAGS: twinkies
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Budog

rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:13 am

they make banana twinkies? amsome
Cloudchaser - November 22, 2010, 2:46 am
I prefer a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
TheABC - November 22, 2010, 2:09 am
I really don't like the banana ones... but to each his own.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 9:00 pm
I've never had twinkies.
Cubbybear - November 21, 2010, 8:58 pm
Banana Twinkies are great
rerun - November 21, 2010, 8:50 pm

zook has never tried the filtered ones, almost as good as the menthol ones
Budog - November 21, 2010, 7:39 pm
Twinkies is also a nickname some friends and I have for phony people... Inside joke..
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 7:00 pm
I like whn Zook says things.
Zook - November 21, 2010, 6:59 pm
I think yum is only a minor ingredient, they are mostly pure unfiltered deliciousness.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:20 pm
Made of yum. Why ask more?


I'M DEPRESSED - Because when I have children, they won't get this reference. No children will.


TAGS: twinkies sadness hostess ghostbusters memories
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by WellThatSucked

TheSanityInspector - March 13, 2014, 11:46 am
RIP to Harold Ramis.
WellThatSucked - December 2, 2012, 2:09 pm
"Thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds." Thanks for the feedback guys.
ughomer - November 28, 2012, 12:13 am
Good submission for a newer visitor. 5L WTS.
CloudchaserS - November 27, 2012, 9:58 pm
Hopefully, someone 'll buy the brand se we can once again have a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
PapaFox - November 27, 2012, 4:31 pm
"That's a big twinkie." (One of my favorite movie lines of all time.)


HOMELAND SECURITY - Completely dependent on twinkies


TAGS: captain america red skull twinkies humor funny comics
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 9:47 am
I knew the Patriot Act was a dangerous and irresponsible act of legislation; I just didn't know it also dictated snack choice.
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 9:04 am
Would I have to go to Guantanamo if I wanted the Ho Hos? Hold on - someones at the door...OMG SECURITY!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 3:18 am
Sometimes, in life, you have to take a stand one way or another.
PSA - October 31, 2008, 12:08 am
Twinkie's VS. Ho Ho's? its not even fair to make us choose........
Agamemnon218 - September 16, 2008, 9:21 pm
Well yeah, but Iran has been stockpiling weapons grade Ho Ho's for years now.


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.


TAGS: allah akbar god is great but twinkies are better
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by MullahBob

know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 4:41 pm
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants


TWINKIES FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -




my kind of health club -




GODZILLA BAITING - The Japanese quickly realized the monster's soft spot for junk food.


TAGS: godzilla twinkie junk food funny
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2013, 1:47 am
Cotton?


MEANWHILE, IN EGYPT - Hostess passing bemoaned at Mecca Market


TAGS: slinky twinkie sk****
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

spacedog - November 22, 2012, 7:10 pm
Proof America is making inroads in the Middle East. In a few generations they'll be overweight and legalize g** marriage. ;)


TWINKIES - An acceptable alternative to bars of gold.


TAGS: egd twinkies are good to eat
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Elder God Douchebag

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 29, 2009, 10:41 am
What makes a troll?...is it because no one loves you?....did your uncle touch you in your bathing suit area?...did that "special" girl in high school reject you?.......your parents were cousins!....now I understand.
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:35 am
No. Your death is so necessary. Please make it happen now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 2:43 am
I missed all the fun. I was watching "Watchmen"
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 12:47 am
PM, AK
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 12:46 am
Hi Bone.... what point of view?
MO - August 8, 2009, 12:28 am
Night buzz! Night Bone! Night John boy. G'night Mary sue Ellen Francis of a sissy.......
BuZZbomb - August 8, 2009, 12:22 am
Well, a politfake commentator poster just popped in the line. That's my cue. G-Nite all!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:19 am
more like a red headed step-child
BuZZbomb - August 8, 2009, 12:17 am
More like talking to Kelly Bundy.
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:16 am
random for sure...I would love to be able to talk to that pep for about ten minuets...It be like talking to Ted Bundy
BuZZbomb - August 8, 2009, 12:16 am
Suicide by Twinkie post. What a way to go.
Agent K - August 8, 2009, 12:14 am
Still a glorious beautiful suicide...and completely random.
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:13 am
OH OH OH...can I be first
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:12 am
I don't think that one line is a rant...it was suicide
Elder God Douchebag - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am
I may have to re-start Random Torture Tuesdays..Just to keep you all on your toes.
Agent K - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am
well guess i'll actually try to sleep. I'm glad i got on in time to see that little psycho go on his rant though!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:10 am
Aggy has been around as long as I have...we both got the same attitude about things.
MO - August 8, 2009, 12:07 am
I'm sure it's more of a consulting job...aggys not known for timmyizm.
BuZZbomb - August 8, 2009, 12:05 am
OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! AGGY has to go the principals office.
Agent K - August 8, 2009, 12:02 am
doh! *walks slowly to room* *shuts door*
MO - August 8, 2009, 12:01 am
ot!! ot!!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 12:00 am
That's why you should stay in your room, young AK...
MO - August 8, 2009, 12:00 am
Beaks for eating honey!!! I frickin love it!!! I'm actually crying.....
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:59 pm
SQUIRREL?? WHERE OH GOD KEEP IT AWAY!! I'M TOO YOUNG OT GET RABIES!!
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
Yeah, hi Aggy! Been meaning to talk to you. Mind stepping into my office (PMs)?
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
Maybe a nice BUZZZZ would get that funk off! Dammn wet wool and poo? I may be offended...but then again that's just the drama llama rearing it's SQUIRREL!!!!
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
you shout... Look out, there are llamas!
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you...
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
In response to which comment Aggy...Oh and hi, nice to see ya!
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 11:54 pm
"Won't solve anything, Bone. Too many people around here have been droppin' like flies already and where's that gettin' us, huh? Nowhere. Fast.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:53 pm
>.> i uhhh am in my room...
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:52 pm
HEY! We're all supposed to be in our rooms. And MO, your llama smells like wet wool and poo. Give that thing a bath.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:52 pm
.....try syncing??
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
So ask Mr M.
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
No, I would not feel better if this turned into a chat room. I just want it properly a**igned back to me.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
For sure! Though i just hope he doesn't go on like a killing spree or something...cause he's got serious serious issues even for a timmy. lol
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
I just thank the big guy that I was here for that sh*t! I mean he sh*t on me pretty good
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:42 pm
I was tempted to make some inflammatory comments on his latest posters just to see if he'd bite....EPIC flame out
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:41 pm
Elder's Place has a nice ring to it
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:41 pm
sweet no more disturbing i've never seen a real girl n**** posters?? YAY!!
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:39 pm
Drama is my llama!!! Giddy yup!!!
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:39 pm
Bunny is a sleep...we tried to call her and get it, no luck. So the Timmy just killed himself with no help from anyone. It was MotiSuicide! That's a first for me...just sayin'
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:36 pm
Well, let's not get TOO dramatic now, Mo.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:36 pm
oh was the smashing hammer of smashiness used??
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:35 pm
EGD, if we made this poster the new comments 'chat room' and called it "Eldies Place" ..Would that make you feel better?
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:35 pm
Buzz you forgot the "I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN!!!" line....
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:34 pm
Cards are the only thing AK didn't take away
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:33 pm
Well if you don't deal how are we going to play cards anyway
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
**whimper, whimper, sniffle, scuffing feet, mumbling** >>BEDROOM DOOR SLAMS!!!
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
Yeah! Yeah!! Smashy thingys!! Smashing!
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 11:31 pm
I didn't deal a d*** thing. I want to know why this poster isn't properly credited as being mine.
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:29 pm
EGD, did you deal the death blow?
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:29 pm
but i just got here.....yes sir *hangs head*
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:27 pm
I don't care who started it ...You're ALL grounded. Two weeks. No going out, no TV, no Gameboy, no COMPUTER! Now go to your rooms and think about what you've done.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:26 pm
wow that kid has issues...
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:26 pm
No more name calling. Roger! (:
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:24 pm
We're sorry Mr. AK. We didn't mean anything by it. Please don't call our folks. And, well, HE started it.
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:24 pm
remove a d from my last....thnx
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:23 pm
I'm glad you're happy... But you can stop with the name-calling now. :)
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:22 pm
We're just so happy AK! The self destruction of and absolute moron is always something to watch....but I'm done. Just know that I'm grinning from ear to ear.....(:
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 11:21 pm
..Did someone repost this? I know I submitted this..
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:19 pm
Very apt, very apt indeed. Just sucks that he actually posted like 500 worthless posters in the last two weeks.
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:19 pm
*turns in his toy gun*
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:16 pm
That's enough guys.
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:15 pm
A Twinkie Ad, Little Jalford? Really? You opted for an anonymous Twinkie ad as your swansong? Wow, you ARE a Timmy.
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:15 pm
When did that go out...just sayin' I might of came back sooner.
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:14 pm
Okay jalford, that was your last chance. I'm notifying the Admin and you will be banned. Thank you for playing.
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
And there it is!!!! Buh-by f***tard! Mr M gave you one more chance to play nice......You just used it.
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Thank you for that thoughtful comment jalford. Coming from you I'm sure it carries a lot of weight there.
jalford - August 7, 2009, 11:07 pm
(banned)
Doc - March 3, 2009, 4:40 am
So ... if someone replaced all the gold bars in Ft Knox with twinkies... hmmm.


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